Howdy, All. You've reached Post-Huzzinations! Formerly known as "Summe'times", which was the lamest name I could think of at the time, apparently.

Ian Hubert makes music sometimes. And then he puts it here. Occasionally the songs will suck. Other times they will not so much so.

Feel free to listen to anything and everything. As of yet there is not much here, but Ian has a bunch of songs in his head. He's just gotta find time to record them. You know?

You know. Oh, how you know

Check back often! I shall frequently update!

You can download any song by right-clicking and "saving-as"!
 

Mango9 Ep.3; Return to Outer Space New!
Yes, bypassing episode 2 altogether, straight onto 3. This one rocks.

A Fish With Perspective New!
This is true of all fish. Trust me.

Mark the Cutest Fish New!
I wrote this song with Jesse London. It is about Mark, the Cutest Fish.

How I Feel  New!
Basically I wrote a song about how I was feeling at the moment. Hurrah!

Mango9 Ep. 1 New!
I like this song. At one point I was going to write many songs in this series... but at this point the most it'll probably ever get is three.

Sherlock Holmies
I spent a good deal of time recording this one. And an actual measurable increment of time recording the lyrics. I highly dig it. It's about the inarguable hardcoreitudof Sherlock Holmes.

Pachebelle's Ripoff
I came up with a really cool

Wagonwheel Motel
I was inspired by this song by the most amazing Motel I have ever seen. Kudos to Kenmore.

The Eggs and You
I set out to write the most horrid song possible... to my utter disgust, it actually turned out okay. The epic lyrics are by the incomparable Tasha Hanley.

Carbonated Soda New!
This one is very much in the style of the one below... No idea what that is, but they're similar. Pretty darn good rhyming and yadda yadda.

Don't Know Much
You know, I actually really like this one. Kinda just rambles... but that seems to be the theme recently.

Fly Me To The Moon
Because apparently, anything that can be done right can also be done in horrible punk-rock whatever.

Carpetbags and Coffee
I like this song for some reason. So far I'm yet to talk to someone who's listened to the whole thing (you really should. It might be worth it), but I still just dig it.

The Viper!
This is what a song sounds like when there's no discernable source of inspiration. I mean, it was obviously influenced by that old joke, "I'm the viper! I'm coming to Vipe your Vindows", only lacking the punch-line. But then again, so is the song. Kinda pleasant, regardless.

Maggie's Birthday Song!
My sister Maggie's over in Switzerland right now. She's spending a whole year there as an exchange student. This song is to wish her Happy B'day! There were lyrics once, but they were dumb.

En En Coche
I wrote this song at 2 AM one night, when I had to be up early the next morning. Thusly, it is short, and rather happy.

U,V, and Vitamin D
I got a pretty bad sunburn, so I sang about it. Reasonably catchy, although I can't remember the tune at the moment.

2 AM
I wrote this song at 2 AM one night, when I had to be up early the next morning. Thusly, it is short, and rather happy.

You're Sleeping
I was going to call this song, "When You're Sleeping", but decided it'd sound to creepy. Some people dig this song. It's a bit sad.

Bus Stop
I learned some new chords. So created a song with them. It's kinda... disjointed. I dig the chorus though.

Got This Song
I had a melody I kinda liked, but no words. So I basically wrote a song about it, using the theory that songs shouldn't end, you should just turn them off when you get bored. It's revolutionary.

High Class
This song was the middle of a longer song, which I hated, but I liked the middle, so I kept it. Thusly, it has no real beginning or ending. It just sort of... is. A very Taoist song.

Dead Worm in a Puddle
Woe, oh, Woe, for the waterlogged invertebrate!

Hardcore Huzzah
My first song with any minor chords in it. Also: It's fast. And rawther hardcore. Scott Hampson made it fast. And made my voice weird. And also sang the "Huzzahs". Talented guy.

Sidekick
I wrote this as kind of a parody/satire, but it more just came across as depressing. Pretty good song, though, IMHO (I might hop obstreperously).

SITINMYLAP
A song dedicated to cats. Who never sit in my freakin' lap.

Stutter's Love Song
This song took me forever to write. I really wanted to capture the heart and soul of a stutterer. And his passionate quest for love.

Sandwich Song
This song is about sandwiches. It has potential, but failed.

Busy Pete (A.K.A. Whatever)
Wrote the music while camping. Wrote the words while recording it. It's a very personal songnotreally.

Zombie Love
I had a song, but needed lyrics. And then I remembered zombies. Because Zombies need love too.

Yellow Dress
Considered by some to be my best song up till this point (Psh. Obviously they've never heard 592 318 OS.), this is a sweet song. About a girl who will never hear it.

Sunhit Satellite
Kinda a fun song. Like all the songs, it was recorded quickly. In between naps.

Parakeet Posse
If Parakeets formed a posse, what would they listen to while groovin'? This.

Seven Minute Song
This song is not 7 minutes. I wrote and recorded it in seven minutes. Give or take, like, 10 minutes. Mostly the give. 

592 318 OS
The OS stands for OUTER SPACE! In fact, the alternate title for this piece is, "Ian Hubert and Tyler Goulet in Outer Space!". Listen And be amazing. By the greatness of Ian and Tyler rockin' in space.

Song Lyrics
I have no idea where this song came from, but it just kinda appeared over the process of an hour. Like, "Whoa? Where did this song come from? I totally didn't mean for that to happen". It's funish.

Rachel's Flowers (Are Dumb)
This song was kinda my first song where I realized not everything had to be written in the three chords I knew. I could just kinda hunt and peck notes on the strings. It turned out sweet. And, for the curious, here's an early instrumental version. Which is arguably sweeter than the finished song.

Lots of People Aren't Smart
I wrote this song on a day when I was mad at people being ignorant. Just me and a guitar. It's old.

I Want To Eat a Dog
I originally wrote this song after knowing how to play the guitar for probably six hours (and by "play the guitar" I mean the chords D, G, and A).
See, I used to take a Spanish class with this girl, Kellianne, and every day I'd tell her, in Spanish, that I wanted to eat a big dog. They were good times.

Second Leading Best Criminal Mastermind
There really isn't much of a story behind this one, except that I really wanted to write a song. And I wasn't good enough to feel secure if I didn't make it "funnyishismist".